Things We Need To Stop Doing

• Believing that celery is a food and not just a gross, non-toxic weed
• Pretending Pinterest makes any sense at all
• Wearing those jeans with the crazy rhinestone pockets on the butt
• Making Minion-themed memes (They don’t make sense! Why are the Minions there? Why do they suddenly have all these opinions about marriage and final exams?)
• Claiming cake is better than pie
• This:

 

You can read more thoughts on the horror that is hugging here. I’ll be on Amazon, ordering a large plastic bubble to live in.