Tagged: Herpetology

I Can Be Your Hero, Baby

If you like your superheroes tall, dark, and broody, Batman is right up your crime-ridden alley. Bruce Wayne’s parents were murdered in front of him. He dealt with his grief by dressing up like a bat and jumping off tall buildings to eradicate the scum poisoning his city. He’s a misunderstood maniac, but also a beacon of hope, delivering justice where others cannot. A silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

There is some disagreement among therapists as to the legitimacy of this approach.

Therapists disagree on the legitimacy of this approach.

Stew on that, Bruce Wayne-style, while I talk about something unrelated.

When I was 11, I moved to Hawaii.

At the same age wizards go to Hogwarts, preteen girls become terrible humans. Before the move, adults were always trying to assuage my angst by telling me it was going to be an experience. I quickly realized calling something “an experience” is a misleadingly positive way to say nothing at all. Describing something that way is completely accurate and completely inadequate.

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