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It’ll Still Be Two Days Till I Say I’m Sorry

I think I may have a punchable face.

I can’t explain what makes it so punchable, exactly. I have a wicked case of RBF that is often misunderstood. Sometimes I get a little too into hockey fights and probably deserve a good punch in the face just to even things out. Maybe my freckles spell out “Punch Me,” but I never noticed because I always see them backwards in the mirror.

I’m not sure what it is, but lately it seems like a lot of people want to punch me. This surprises me because I’ve always thought of myself as the kind of person who should not get punched. In fact, I go out of my way to avoid ever giving anyone the impression that I ought to be punched.


This does not include the month after I saw “Rocky” for the first time, when I repeatedly asked my dad to let me take up boxing. In that situation I was literally begging to be punched.

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