Tagged: anger
I’m Going Slightly Mad
I’m not good with feelings. I don’t like my own emotional reactions because I haven’t figured out how to control them very well. I really don’t like other people’s emotional reactions because they leave me flapping my hands in distress and making faces that apparently are not comforting.

Last time someone cried in front of me I tried to console him by offering my half-empty coffee cup and a fork.
You Wouldn’t Like Me When I’m Angry
Due to an unfortunate bug massacre and a proclivity for secret lairs, a few months ago I convinced myself I’m meant to be a super villain. After several failed attempts at world domination, it’s become clear to me that this isn’t the case.
Things I’d Like To Be
– A turtle
– Slightly taller
– A contact lenses-wearer
– Under the sea, in an octopus’s garden with you

Not really.